Hello,

My name is Synthetic Friday, and I have a drinking problem. While there is nothing funny about addiction, overindulgence can be downright hysterical. For years now I, along with my band of rowdy cohorts, have been finding my way into situations that most people can only dream... nay, have nightmares of. So I figure it is time some of this nonsense got chronicled.

As you will see, the line between good times and epic failures is razor thin.  My only regret is that this journey into the world of literary record should occur so late in such a blistering streak of misadventures.  Hopefully you will learn from some of our mistakes, and when you in turn make your own mistakes, there will be less fallout to weather.

Thanks for reading,

*** IMPORTANT NEW "WHAT HAPPENS ON THE WEB HAS REAL WORLD CONSEQUENCES" UPDATE: Please keep in mind that Synthetic Friday is a fictional creation, who exists only in works of fiction, based on fictional events that have happened in that fictional characters fictional life.  To be clear: nothing on this site has anything to do with anything that can be even remotely construed as reality.  So get bent haters.

Synthetic Friday